Wednesday, 12 September 2012
39. Its a fine line..
It’s a fine line between pleasure and pain. No, I am not referring to 80s Aussie rock band Divinyls’ song “Pleasure and Pain”; nor am I alluding to the kind of ‘proceedings’ as described in E L James’ “Fifty Shades of Grey”! Okay, let me start again. As you may have heard, I have been putting my poor 40-something-year-old body through some punishment for the sake of training for a running event in Angkor Wat in December. Yes, yes, I’m talking about it again! How can I not when so much of my week revolves around it at the moment.
Anyhow, a couple of weeks ago, around the same time Matt got injured, I felt a muscle in my right leg twinge. In denial, my training continued regardless, but the grumbling muscle finally got the better of me and I booked myself in for a massage a few days later when a spare hour happily appeared in my diary.
“Ahhhh.. this will get me back in proper working order..” I thought as I got ‘into position’ and waited for the therapist. I was absolutely aching all over and so tired of being in pain. My masseur du jour entered the room and the first thing she said was: “You run.” Just those two words and then, she got to work. “How’s the pressure?” she asked. I told her she could go a little harder. My mistake. BIG mistake.
With that response, the ‘pain-fest’ kicked up a gear but what topped it off was my now-excruciating massage was also peppered with all sorts of pointers from my new ‘guru’. Apparently, I had ‘bubbles’ all through my system (I thought they were knots!) which were brought on by hot showers and my supposed precarious consumption of peanuts and cold drinks. She admonished me for using air-conditioning and when I countered I don’t actually have it on during the day, she tarried with a “what about in the car?” My ‘guru’ then started telling me how one side of me was not longer bloated due to her expert massaging (okaaaaay..) and then started prodding different parts of my aching muscles – I think to determine whether or not I deserved more punishment. Darn! I started with aching muscles but now felt like my body was riddled with many more ailments that I had walked in with!
Suddenly, I had a flashback! Some ten months ago, I was at this very same ‘spa’ and the therapist had, towards the end of my session, started kneading overly enthusiastically around my stomach region. I remember grabbing at her hands, saying she had to either stop or be more gentle. That’s when she mumbled something about how my womb had ‘dropped’ and needed pushing back! I remember pleading with her through the pain that I already had three children and didn’t need my womb to be in the right place as I had NO intention of using it again in this lifetime! She stopped – albeit reluctantly.
And that’s when the penny dropped! Holy cannenoli! The therapist then and the one hovering over me now were one and the same! Armed with this new knowledge, the session continued with me largely dutifully agreeing to everything she said: “Can you feel how much better that feels?” Me: “Yes, yes, much better.”
We parted ways with her showing me how to do a dead lift (she offered, I didn’t ask why but just tried to look interested!) and a stern directive to make another appointment to see her within three weeks (okaaaaay…. NOT!). I made a quick exit citing an imaginary meeting.
I had another much-needed massage today. Yes, I asked for a different therapist and yes, her technique was much MUCH more suited to my ‘pain threshold’. That said, perhaps I should start thinking about why I put my body through so much torture.. ah yes, now I remember. Its because I HAVE to due to my love affair with food. Oh well, as the saying goes: it’s a fine line…